too much to contain..

oh crap.
i'm gonna burst soon.
i've so much to tell you dude.
:(

you're so hot that i melted

was reading my email.
and got this really interesting one.
hahahaa, Moses shared it in ffw before actually.
but it's really cool.
so i shall put it here, yay :)
it's rather long.
but it's worth readinggggg :D




An Atheist Professor of Philosophy was speaking to his class on the problem Science has with GOD , the almighty. He asked one of his new Christian Students to stand and ...

Professor : You are a Christian, aren't you, son ?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, you Believe in GOD ?
Student : Absolutely, sir.
Professor : Is GOD Good?
Student : Sure.
Professor : Is GOD ALL - POWERFUL ?
Student : Yes.
Professor : My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn't. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent)

Professor: You can't answer, can you ? Let's start again, Young Fella.
Is GOD Good?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Is Satan good ?
Student: No.
Professor: Where does Satan come from ?
Student: From . . . GOD . . .
Professor: That's right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?
Student: Yes.
Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn't it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?
Student: Yes.
Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer)

Professor : Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don't they?
Student : Yes, sir.
Professor : So, who created them?

(Student had no answer)

Professor : Science says you have 5 senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son... Have you ever seen GOD?
Student : No, sir.
Professor : Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?
Student : No , sir.
Professor : Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?
Student : No, sir. I'm afraid I haven't.
Professor : Yet you still Believe in HIM?
Student : Yes.
Professor : According to empirical, testable, demonstrable protocol, Science says your GOD doesn't exist. What do you say to that, son?
Student : Nothing. I only have my Faith.
Professor : Yes, Faith. And that is the Problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as Heat?
Professor : Yes.
Student : And is there such a thing as Cold?
Professor : Yes.
Student : No, sir. There isn't..

(The Lecture Theatre became very quiet with this turn of events)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat.
But we don't have anything called cold.
We can hit 458 Degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can't go any further after that.
There is no such thing as Cold.
Cold is only a word we use to describe the Absence of Heat.
We cannot Measure Cold.
Heat is Energy.
Cold is Not the Opposite of Heat, sir, just the Absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theatre)

Student : What about Darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as Darkness?
Professor : Yes. What is Night if there isn't Darkness?
Student : You're wrong again, sir. Darkness is the Absence of Something
You can have Low Light, Normal Light, Bright Light, Flashing Ligh ... But if you have No Light constantly, you have nothing and its called Darkness, isn't it? In reality, Darkness isn't.
If it is, were you would be able to make Darkness Darker, wouldn't you?
Professor : So what is the point you are making, Young Man ?
Student : Sir, my point is your Philosophical Premise is flawed.
Professor : Flawed? Can you explain how?
Student : Sir, you are working on the Premise of Duality. You argue there is Life and then there is Death, a Good GOD and a Bad GOD. You are viewing the Concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure.
Sir, Science can't even explain a thought.
It uses Electricity and Magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one.
To view Death as the Opposite of Life is to be ignorant of the fact that Death cannot exist as a Substantive Thing.
Death is Not the Opposite of Life: just the Absence of it
Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your Students that they evolved from a Monkey?
Professor : If you are referring to the Natural Evolutionary Process, yes, of course, I do.
Student : Have you ever observed Evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a Smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going)

Student: Since no one has ever observed the Process of Evolution at work and Cannot even prove that this Process is an On-Going Endeavor,
Are you not teaching your Opinion, sir?
Are you not a Scientist but a Preacher?

(The Class was in Uproar )

Student: Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor's Brain?

(The Class broke out into Laughter )

Student: Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor's brain, felt it, touched or smelt it?
No one appears to have done so.
So, according to the Established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no Brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The Room was Silent. The Professor stared at the Student, his face unfathomable)

Professor : I guess you'll have to take them on faith, son.
Student : That is it sir... Exactly!

The Link between Man & GOD is FAITH.
That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

:)
oh btw, that student is Albert Einstein! :D





yayyyy. it's finally friday :)
screwed up amath and lit today,
whateverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr :(
got cell later, sigh/

sigh/

you think i dont care.

BUT I DO :(

OMG I WANT

HAHAHA OMG I WANT I WANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.
my birthday's like 2 month away (still so long :( )
BUT I KNW WHAT I WANT ALRRRRR.
HAHAHA PLEASE PLEASE BUY FOR ME.
I'LL LOVE YOU LIKE SIAO.
PLEASEEEE.

http://green-poppies.livejournal.com/40047.html#cutid1
everything i want is hereeeeeee.
hahahahahahaa plz plz.
omg the pre-order ends on 31!!
6more days only, and my bday's still so far.
OMG OH NO IM DEPRESSED :(

BUT I'M STILL GOING TO WRITE WHAT I WANT HERE.
HAHA COS I'M REALLY DESPERATE :(
BUY FOR ME YOU NICE PERSON!!

• Fujifilm Instax Mini 7S (Chocolate colour!)
• Instax Mini films!! (if you're nicer + rich, you can get me the Pooh and Friends film ^_^)
• Close-up Lens and Self Mirror set

oh no please please.
i really want them :(

RT = ReTard

Randall says:
go blog about how awesome i am
Randall says:
HURRY

see that?
he's awesome great marvellous excellent wonderful in being a pain in the ass.
HAHAHAHA.

yay this post is dedicated to you since you wanted it! :)


[edit]
yes i am still talking to him now -_-


Randall says:
abigail has $x. find out what time she received the money if she is 162 tall
ABZ; You're leaving me breathless; says:
-_-
Randall says:
ee u cannot do
Randall says:
lousy :D

i'll give you a dollar if you can solve tht maths q. @_@
[/edit]

tai yang day!

wasting today away manzxzx.
woke up late for service.
no ss today.
which concludes no church today,
or rather this weeeeeeek.
hahahaha.

some pictures taken from the past few days
:)

love this bunch :)
forever getting scolded tgt by old geog hag for being noisy.
heh.

hot choc @ esplanade library.
dont mind going back there to study again!
conducive environment to piah books :D

bus-ing to fareast.

training back from farrrreast.

del and jy :)
dont you think they look alike!!

toilet gang yo.

prefects aren't tht glam sometimes HAHA.

graciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa <3

can somebody give tht thang some education on conserving water!?
tsk tsk.
shame on you lion.

dont tht guy look like Mr Pang!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
oh and he's a Pang too :O
i reckoned tht he's Mr Pang's brotherrrrr.
not bad ah! staff of the month for Luge :)

best thing in Sentosa other than Siloso :D

sissy and her bestyy.

yay done w Sentosa :)

HAHA I REALLY LIKE THIS PICTURE MAN.
but Elmo's still my love :3

I WANT TO WATCH ALL THESE MOVIESSSSSS:

Emma Roberts's so hot!
and dogs dogs yayyyy :)

YAY DOG AGAIN :D


seems interesting.
born as an old man,
die as a young baby.
KEWL :)

weddings are the best thing in the world.
wht's more?
PRETTTTTTTTTY ACTRESSES YAY :)

SPONSORSSSSSSS I NEED YOU :(




having reunion dinner w mom's side.
not dad's :(
= not being able to see couzies :(
AHHHHHHHH SHERMAINE WONG :(
I WANT TO PLAY W HER HOLGA :(

OH OH AND I SAW MY EYECANDIES AT VIVO YTD WOAH.
SO CUTEZXZXZXZZXZXZXZX.
Eudora Koay ought to be glad and touched!
cos she was the first one tht i shared my joy w.
HAHAHAH OMG SO CUTE.
ABBY IS CANDIES-STRUCK YAY :D
got some clothes there too :)
Aunt was my sponsor yo :)
f21 scarf, top and Gap pullover.
things tht i thought they'll never be mine.
now they are!
HAHAHA their prices = BOMB.
thank God for the sponsorsssss HAHA :D

valerie
HAHA VK! I SENSE SARCASM HOR, go die. you look prettier every time i see you man. RAH AT YOU HAHA.

dayna
THERE'S NOTHANG :(

cob
yay leaderpangsai cob yay :) uh, lie to your boss tht you're sick and cant work. take mc thn we go for our outing yayyyyy :) trying v hard to cope w S3 life, horrible. HAHA.

xueyi
YES YOU SHOULD BESTIE AHAHHAHA. love you :)

ZaiEn
HI GAY YOU GO DIE :D

Shermaine!
pleasezxzx there's no more Shermaine Choo. HAHA you're my past :p GO LAH GO FIND YOU J2K! :)

Mel ;D
will do soon hahaha!

KEXIN
I DO RMB YOU DARLING HAHAH. p3/4 buddy leh! HEHE :) you changed alot! HAHA.

ZaiEn
nope there were guys tooo :) refer to tht tag above yours. HAHA.

Randall
AHHAHAHAHHA YES CHOPPED :p

AH TOH

Randall says:
YOUR DARLINGS -> why nv include GUYS
Randall says:
f you lah
Randall says:
i dont friend you already


HAHA RANDALL TOH IS JEALOUS :D

plz momsie nooooo

it's 2.11 right now.
and i just realised tht the main point of me using comp is to look for TKAM's summary.
i've done nothing yet and my eyes are dying on me.
zomg.
mommy's gonna chop me when she finds out.

i never see it coming.

schl was horrible, as usual.
but Mr Pang's singing performance added a little bit of joy to it today.
HAHA :)
and i saw Wong, omg so gross. eww eww.
>:(
had Lit until like 3?
>_<

rushed back to Nan Chiau after schl to see my darlingggggs :)
so glad to see them once again, ha :D
felt really sad/lonely while walking back to NC though.
cos this time,
Dayna wasn't by my side :(
did lots of catching ups, yay :)
thn the wonderful girls (XueYi, Lynda, Crystal, Valerie and meeeeeeeeeeee) headed to KFC for a really late lunch :)
YOU SEEEEE!
XY AND L are from SJC. C AND V are from XMS.
i'm the only one from PL. :(
omg Daynaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. :'(
and shitz, we forgot to take groupie pixie :(
k k k next date is National Day k!
Pan Zai En you better go back hor.

went to PS to meet family for dinner :)
ate like a pig shitz.
thn Merlion Park(?).
stoning there's kind of fun man.
w Merlion spitting water, Esplanade, Marina Bay, Mandarin Oriental, Marina Square as a view is really a great scenery yo :)

Dayna Lee!
i know tht we still share the same sky, tht's why i stared at it for super long okay. HAHA :) :(
and my ipod started playing 好久不见 by Eason Chen.
omg so sad. :(
reminds me of Dayna and Daddy :(

我来到 你的城市
走过你来时的路
想象着 没我的日子
你是怎样的孤独

拿着你 给的照片
熟悉的那一条街
只是没了你的画面
我们回不到那天

你会不会忽然的出现
在街角的咖啡店
我会带着笑脸 回首寒暄
和你坐着聊聊天

我多么想和你见一面
看看你最近改变
不再去说从前 只是寒暄
对你说一句 只是说一句
好久不见

sigh.. my life have been so screwed.
tons of work to be done during this so-called holiday.
i have no life.
mommy plz bring me out.
oh just rmbed i might be going to Sentosa tmr.
not for the beach though.
oh well, better than nothang.
k byezxzxz.

whatever you say.

alright.
since you typed it until so straightforward.
wht can i say?
i do admit tht i did wrong for some things.
but dont you think you're not completely right too?



am done w jiayuan.
apologised to her for the wrong things i've done.
and she forgave me yay :)

i love shermaine choo siazxzxzxzxzxz.
i was just saying tht i love my friend(jiayuan)'s polaroid.
and she said she might consider getting me one for my bdayyyyy :)
HAHA WOAH :)

tralalala

WINNNNIE CAME HOME TO MEEEE.
YAY <3
thank you Lord! there were so many precious things in winnie tht i cant afford to lose it.
yay :)

've been enjoying myself pretty much w classmates :)
Andrea is my bfffffff! :D
fun loving people :D
outing tmr w Deb JY Del tmr <3

love JiaYuan's polaroiddddddddd :)
cameras are so pretttttttty.
so tempted to get one.
but reality is harsh,
it always remind me tht i'm a broke kid.
rah :(

pictures taken by Deb :)
well, most of it! :D
esplanade's rooftop is the bombbb :3

wz
HAHAHA WTH! shut up C.A.L! :@

Mel ;D
so you meant i look ugly last time lah! awww. :( my heart is breaking into pieces. hahahaha, kidding! my fringe is all curly again, screweddddddd :( ahhaha!

dayna
I'M STILL WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY DARLING :( i've 15404123065401205345653415401344 things to rant abt to you!! :(

Miichiie
hahaha! yes i do knw you :/ HAHA i made you fall during p6 camp :(

Shermaine
i want to break up w you. HAHA. go find your J2K lah! :p

JERALDYN
hahahaa i cut it :( rah.

jimmy
i was wondering who was Jimmy for a moment -_- STUPID CLARA CHIOKKKKKK.

ZaIEn
HAHA stupid gayyy :) too busy to fight w you dude :p

SamL
will do soon! miss you uber cute girl hahaha! :)

wz
i still dont understand the housebunny part -_-

IDRAKI
HAHAHA cooool! :) wht did you do? :D

XUEYI
ORHHH HORRRRR! nv read my blog. you die, no present for you! :p

Mel ;D
yes omggggggggggggg. EDWARD MY LOVE :]

Debbie
hello debbie which sounds like abby! LOL :) love you too! yay tmr got Holga + Polaroid. POWERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR :D sorry imma broke kid. cannot contribute camera :( but i'll try to contribute for film yo! ;D

chenjiayuan
;D

hate the bitch who stole my winnie :(
f you up down left right rahhhhhhhhhh.

deprived

why does everything seem so dark and depressing?
emo nemo got the better part of me.

familiar, eh?

tired.

it feel as if i'm lost in a great big forest.
not knowing wht will be the next step.

promise tht i'll be back soon.

so into you,

i think i'm srsly slow in watching shows cos i'm lazy to find sites to watch them.

dvds/vcds expensive leh! haha, watched ch5 in the afternoon and found out tht they're showing Kyle XY at 4pm. omggggg. the guy's so freaking cute. i want to watch it tmr!!! dammit, i've got band. :(

so freaking going to get the webs from Yvonne. rah.

Matt Dallas. hoho :)

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-

-

p/s: Jesse McCartney is love, lol. <3

why

i felt so drifted away from you.
it seems like you shut me up whenever i want to talk to you.
am i still a friend to you?
am i?

hongkong peeeeeeeektures :)

ohmygoodnesssss. Ah B is so cute! :)
oh man i miss her :(


Sharon! :D





BB :)


because dearest Sharon lives in San Francisco,
she's allowed to have dyed hair in school. >:(
red and golden highlights, woah.


have no idea who's pink thing is tht -_-



Sharon and Jasmina <3


this silly girl is so cuteee! :)
yet spoilt, sigh.


hao xuannnn! :)
cute boyyyy :)
oh man, im so jealous of him.
everything on him is like, branded!! @_@





coolest jumpshot ever.
hahahah!
mom is a great photographer, heh ;)


Sissy C :)


Sharon and me :)
w Jeffery and Delia attempting to jump in, ha.


i wasn't readyyyy!


GOOOOOOOODBYE WORLD.


Sharonnnnnnnnnn :)


cousins :)




Jasmina, Abigail, Sharon :)






Sissy C and Sharon :)






Danielle :)


silly girl, ha!


jump jump jump :)







yay :)


his violin is good! ;D





hahahaaa tht poor lil girl got her hand scalded.


mummyyyyyy :)


S :)



christmas kissy for mommies :D



Jefferyyy :)






1)


2)


3)


4)





pretty lights :)




carollingggg! this's the season to be jollyyyyy.
it's over, oh well :(



on the train to Disneyland.
the window & handlebars are so kawaii! mickey mickey :D











flowers tht made up mickey mouse :)



k i lost :(
hippo's mouth is bigger than mine :(









fluffyyy :)




it's worth the wait! :)


greatest love of all, ha! :D




too excited heh heh :D








ICE SKATINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG :)


who's tht lil monkey!


MEIPO MEIPO :)



believe it or not, she's 12years older than me. hahahaha!
















happy family heh :)







mom's sideee :D




yet another happy family! hahhaaa.
go around and anyhow acknowledge parents. :p


jiu mu! <3


eldest cousin! :)
he should srsly stop smokinggg -_-


the men..


the ladies..


表姐夫！
he's fairer than me! :O







i love my cousins :)


family photo.
hahaha, it was just nice tht there'll be a wedding dinner going on there the next day! thn we ran up to the stage to take picture -_- looks as if we attended the wedding. lol.


massage, anyone? :)


piglet! :)


WINNNNNIE THE POOOOH <3


tigger! *bounce bounce*


Delia looks like some maid getting a pat from the master, lol.


gah, tht's all.
I MISS HONGKONG :(

behold,

tht's the youngest cousin :)
seems like my uncle is desperate to hear her calling him papa. ._.

hongkong's pictures comingggg up! :)

blue clues,

oh sorry. i meant blue school instead of blue clues.
wait, i'm not making any sense.
o__o

schl sucked.
super boring.
super boring teacher.
super boring amaths teacher.
and f.y.i, she's my FORM TEACHERRRRRRRR.
omg.
almost fainted when she said,
"i'll be your amath teacher this year".
so slowly and boring-ly -_-
oh and you've no idea how badly i laughed when we were doing the teacher-student conference shitz.
Kim Ho filled in her ambition as psychologist.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA.
imagine her driving crazy people more crazy.
lol :p

and the second thing is tht.
i'm going to have a bad hair month.
cos the day before school start,
the stupid me, thought tht my fringe was long when it isn't!!!!!!!!
so, my itchy fingers act smart went to cut my own fringeee.
now it's all so short and slanted omggg.
:( :( :(
people thought tht i used a bowl to cut my hair.
winnie thinks tht i wore a helmet to school.
shermaine says tht i look like Ah Wang.
OMGGGG :(
grow hair growwwwwwwwwwwwww.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

combine cell in was good ytd! :)
so glad tht me sher sand lin are in the same cell!!
yayyy.
so next time we can meet after schl on fri.
go shopping/movie/dinner before cell!
omg so eggggciting.
k think too far,
back to reality abby.

fastforward tonight.
and it's only like 1143 now.
wht to do for the next 7 hours.
gahhhhhhhhh.

new year eve peekture :)
before i became ah wang's sister. :(




















they v bad lor! wear same colour nv tell us! >:(










people mountain people seaaaaa. ><

GAH YES YES
I KNW YOU'RE GOING TO SAY.
"YOUR HAIR ALSO NOT SHORT CUT FOR WHT! WHY YOU SO STUPID BLAH BLAH BLAH........!"
shut up!!! >:(

i miss hk! :(
gah gah.
speaking of hk.
i think i gained alot of kgs there -_-
the food there is freaking awesome okay :D:D:D:D:D
ok so i was telling xiaowei(cos she went to fetch us! so sweet rightxzxzx :D) tht i'm not going to have dinner for the whole month.
hahahahha apparently plan failed T-T
cos tht faithful night!
i didnt have dinner, but supper (EVEN WORSTTTTTTT).
mom bought yu pian mi fen for my sisters.
and my sister didnt want.
so all of it went to my stomach!
PIANG!
thn the 2nd day, eve i think.
zhewei treated supper!
the fried rice and xin zhou mi fen smelt so nice and i cant resist temptation.
WAH PIANG.
tht's not the worst yet.
on 1st, after shopping w Jing.
they were having STEAMBOAT at home.
waulau and i ate omg i'm so fat.
srsly need to go runnnnnnnnning alr.
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

wht i neeed REEEEALLYYY desperately:

• hair to growwwwww.
• lose weight.

omg i want to kill myself.
bah.
bye. :B

dayna
eeeeeeee i dont like him! >:( Lin Feng's so much better heh heh :)
and i miss you okay! letter hor hor :)

J I A L I N G
oi im going to kill you okay! Edward's so cuteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee <3>

dawn
haahaha hello darling! i miss you! :( thanks :D

alicia
hello xiao bu dian! will do soon <3

MING
you too dear! :) meet up soon okay! :D

REIMIN
HAHAHAH HELLO <3>

ZalEn
so it's a compliment plus an insult -_- HAHA MY HAIR IS BLACK HOR DONT ANYHOW SAY :D

stupid PZE is here to disturb me. @_@

.Zaen- the crazy cat . Resolutions? Gentlecat of the year . says:
abby chao ah lian =P

wht a great way to start a convo -_-

bye holiday :(

was back on wed :(


ytd, new year eve.
shoppinggggg w Shermaine :)
heeren, far east, cineleisure, compass point(?)!
HEHEH :)
did quite abit of catching up w her.
she and her complainssssss. HA :)

hopped to ZheWei's house at night.
watched them play mahjong and The Little Nonyaaa :)
was so tempted to catch pretty fireworks yaw.
tralalaa, and i pestered them to go down w me!
:)
ZW Alicia Winson ZhengKang Jan are so nice! :)
went all the way down to Marina Sq to catch the fireworksssss,
so pretty okay! :D
headed back to Buangkok soon after :)
and ZW, being a very very very nice boy,
treated us suppppper. :DD
reached home bout 2 i think yay :)

think i'm unreasonable?
whatever you say.



went out w Jing in the afternoon today :)
couldnt find clothes in my closet (all still rolling in the washing machine)-_-
resulting in wearing a dress out zzzzzz.
fareast bugis payalebar cityplaza!
HAHA.
hunting for cheap shitz at city plaza was quite a failure.
boo :(
city plaza's rather scary too!
hahaha, toilet's located in some ulu place.
thn i needed to pee.
J freaked out w the idea of staying in the toilet alone.
so we went into the same cubicle. ._.
AHAHHAHHAHAA.
had so much fun avoiding chee ko peks.
trained back from payalebar to outram,
before changing back to the purple line.
needed to pee again -_-
blame it on the watson bottle, gah.
got out of the station, go toilet, back to the station again.
45c for a toilet trip, ouch.

check out the many faces of J, hahah!










we got tht guy to take picture w us! :B


she's imitating you. act cuteeee.


act emo.






act guai, ha!






act vain w mirror!


so much for an artistic one. -_- hahah








act zai.


act cool.

HAHAHA i love this darling so much! :)
see you tmr! <3

school's tmr.
not excited at all.
gahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
i haven't pack my baggg yet!
homeworks where are you!
die die die.

2009,

a good year or a bad one?